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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #82758

LEMONwizard OFFLINE I am an eternal flame, baby Posts: 641 Thank you received: 255	So my sis was doing mad libs and one of the blanks asked for a year. The first year that came to my mind was 1844. Anyone else have short funny stories?
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #82780

LittleLadyBug OFFLINE love dinosurs oh and sleep :) class fossil Posts: 421 Thank you received: 190	so this one time... ohh no i forgot
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83486

Blue Tornado OFFLINE Requiescat in pace. Posts: 1242 Thank you received: 1094	You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83493

Mrphie OFFLINE yep. Posts: 103 Thank you received: 53	Blue Tornado wrote: You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon." It's been multiple times for me, unfortunately. But now I'm vegetarian so it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less likely to happen now lol
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83496

horsegirl04 OFFLINE I love reading, horses, and math Posts: 1390 Thank you received: 536	Blue Tornado wrote: You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon." that has never happened to me but one time my friend accidently ate pork
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83523

SirGeneralCliche OFFLINE Ima just a regular guy... Posts: 774 Thank you received: 652	One time I was bowling with some friends and they ordered cheese fries. I ate one and thought, "Hm, this tastes like striples." Of course, I knew it wasn't striples. It was bacon grease, so I stopped eating them.
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83558

TravelPastel OFFLINE I loved you at your DARKEST ❤ Romans 5:8 Posts: 993 Thank you received: 705	Blue Tornado wrote: You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon." Lol my dad accidentally ate crab
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83599

LEMONwizard OFFLINE I am an eternal flame, baby Posts: 641 Thank you received: 255	I searched for SDA memes and I found You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83669

horsegirl04 OFFLINE I love reading, horses, and math Posts: 1390 Thank you received: 536	you know you're SDA when you have changed a game to make it "a Sabbath game"
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83718

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LEMONwizard wrote:

I searched for SDA memes and I found
You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."

Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray
Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray!

... Even if it gets me convicted
I’ll still be on my knees with my hands lifted ...
... If saying I believe is out of line
If I’m judged cause I’m gonna give my life
To show the world the love that fills me
Then I want to be Guilty ...
- Guilty by Newsboys

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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83740

jGod8865 OFFLINE BRUH Posts: 1621 Thank you received: 547	horsegirl04 wrote: you know you're SDA when you have changed a game to make it "a Sabbath game" LOL I do that all the time
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83800

emmy01 OFFLINE The three R's - read, write, repeat! Posts: 550 Thank you received: 749	jGod8865 wrote: horsegirl04 wrote: you know you're SDA when you have changed a game to make it "a Sabbath game" LOL I do that all the time Yeah, we have: 20 Questions Sabbath version, Game of Concentration Sabbath version, Charades Sabbath version, What Did You See Sabbath version... Yeah, basically take every game and add "Sabbath" to it, and we've played it...
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83827

LEMONwizard OFFLINE I am an eternal flame, baby Posts: 641 Thank you received: 255	You know you're SDA when you know how to make any sport a "Bible game." For example: Bible baseball, Bible verse basketball, etc.
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83844

SRNitro OFFLINE Pro-choice Posts: 926 Thank you received: 660	You know you're SDA when you know the end is near and millions are going to die and be tortured for the name of Christ... Ha... ha... get it?
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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83923

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Ok.

So I was going to reply to Lemwiz (that's an okay name for you, right?) And say
SHOW ME THE WAY HOW DO YOU DO BIBLE SPORTS (I still would like to know lol)
And I was like wow this must be amazing and so cool and so wow

But then I continued to scroll and saw SRNitro's post and was like
O
O
O
So yup that's what just happened about a minute ago

And I dunno guys
Idk whether I should like laugh or what
You guys are so

I guess I can just say

There are two types of people on guide

Lax is over
No cats
Horses are my last hope
Lasagna is just a dream atp

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SDA jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #83935

Stverno OFFLINE It's a squid thing... You wouldn't understand Posts: 823 Thank you received: 1032	SRNitro wrote: You know you're SDA when you know the end is near and millions are going to die and be tortured for the name of Christ... Ha... ha... get it? You must be fun at parties
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84446

Quirky OFFLINE I LOVE writing, and ummm, writing..oh! and writing Posts: 4047 Thank you received: 3303	Kwesi wrote: Mp137 wrote: LEMONwizard wrote: I searched for SDA memes and I found You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian." Watch me kneel Now watch me pray pray Watch me kneel Now watch me pray pray! It took me quite a while to get that Lol, same
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84447

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Quirky wrote:

Kwesi wrote:

Mp137 wrote:

LEMONwizard wrote:

I searched for SDA memes and I found
You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."

Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray
Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray!

It took me quite a while to get that

Lol, same

Ahahaaha I just got it

.•♫•♬•Love is friendship set to music.•♫•♬•
#MAINEMMYS

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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84476

Black_Tiger_11 OFFLINE LalalalL Posts: 196 Thank you received: 92	TravelPastel wrote: Blue Tornado wrote: You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon." Lol my dad accidentally ate crab I love crab.
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84482

missionarykid OFFLINE Romans 8:18 Posts: 937 Thank you received: 641	Black_Tiger_11 wrote: TravelPastel wrote: Blue Tornado wrote: You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon." Lol my dad accidentally ate crab I love crab. RANDOM! I'm allergic to shrimp. shrugs
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84500

Mp137 OFFLINE I love God, reading, helping, and nature Posts: 2279 Thank you received: 2099	LEMONwizard wrote: Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts So??? A little confused here. Did I miss something ?
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84503

Quirky OFFLINE I LOVE writing, and ummm, writing..oh! and writing Posts: 4047 Thank you received: 3303	LEMONwizard wrote: Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts You know if your an SDA when you hope that horsegirl doesn't make one more post...
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84507

horsegirl04 OFFLINE I love reading, horses, and math Posts: 1390 Thank you received: 536	Quirky wrote: LEMONwizard wrote: Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts You know if your an SDA when you hope that homegirl doesn't make one more post... I just got that!
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84508

horsegirl04 OFFLINE I love reading, horses, and math Posts: 1390 Thank you received: 536	I'm putting 2 posts in a row
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SDA jokes! 5 years 4 months ago #84511

missionarykid OFFLINE Romans 8:18 Posts: 937 Thank you received: 641	Mp137 wrote: LEMONwizard wrote: Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts So??? A little confused here. Did I miss something ? just..one..more..post...
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