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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 3 weeks ago #106842

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One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 3 weeks ago #106856

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Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
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One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 3 weeks ago #106862

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pathfinder4ever wrote:
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emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
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MSG is a poison.
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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 3 weeks ago #106886

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KristytheCorgi wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
BookwormJo wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
Athletes have entered the chat
They've been here.
I don't like them because their painful :/
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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 5 days ago #108437

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Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
KristytheCorgi wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
BookwormJo wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
Athletes have entered the chat
They've been here.
I don't like them because their painful :/
Wut
Athletes are painful. ez.


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jodiaz wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
KristytheCorgi wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
BookwormJo wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
Athletes have entered the chat
They've been here.
I don't like them because their painful :/
Wut
Athletes are painful. ez.
no pain, no gain
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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 4 days ago #108514

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Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
KristytheCorgi wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
BookwormJo wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
Athletes have entered the chat
They've been here.
I don't like them because their painful :/
Wut
Athletes are painful. ez.
no pain, no gain
bruh. ok.


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Bible verses you wouldn't expect 9 months 4 days ago #108576

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jodiaz wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
KristytheCorgi wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
BookwormJo wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
Athletes have entered the chat
They've been here.
I don't like them because their painful :/
Wut
Athletes are painful. ez.
no pain, no gain
bruh. ok.
Pain is inevitable.
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@Khriz, Yep, they are indeed quite modern! Actually, I recently read through the Bible in 100 days with the NLT version; I like it for when I'm reading the Bible as a story. When I'm reading the Bible for in-depth studying, I like to use the NKJV. When I'm journalling, I use NLT, NIV, NKJV, and The Clear Word so I can see how different the verses are. I think that reading the Bible in different versions can help you discover new meanings that you haven't thought about before.
idk why, but u remind me of one of my friends who's a senior in high school
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@Khriz, Yep, they are indeed quite modern! Actually, I recently read through the Bible in 100 days with the NLT version; I like it for when I'm reading the Bible as a story. When I'm reading the Bible for in-depth studying, I like to use the NKJV. When I'm journalling, I use NLT, NIV, NKJV, and The Clear Word so I can see how different the verses are. I think that reading the Bible in different versions can help you discover new meanings that you haven't thought about before.
idk why, but u remind me of one of my friends who's a senior in high school
Yes. We have a friend. (She was just about 14 or 15 at the time I think. I was 6 or 7) But she is now about 17 and she types just the same way as Emmykitty. I am reminded of her every time I read how Emmykitty types. :cheer:

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Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
KristytheCorgi wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
pathfinder4ever wrote:
jodiaz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
JoyBaker wrote:
Khriz Kool Katz wrote:
BookwormJo wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
One verse that I find kind of funny is Hosea 4:11b-12a:
"Wine has robbed my people of their understanding. They ask a piece of wood for advice! They think a stick can tell them the future!" [NLT]

It's not as funny in the other versions, though. Another verse that I found to be humorous is Jonah 4:7a:
"But God also arranged for a worm!" [NLT] \\ "But as the morning dawned the next day God prepared a worm..." [NKJV] \\ "But then God sent a worm." [MSG]

The NLT version caught my eye first, and the NKJV and MSG versions of it are also entertaining. Next up is 2 Kings 10:27:
"They smashed the sacred pillar and wrecked the temple of Baal, converting it into a public toilet." [NLT] \\ "They smashed the Baal altars and tore down the Baal temple. It’s been a public toilet ever since." [MSG]

I guess that tells you what they thought of Baal. The next one is Proverbs 18:18:
"Flipping a coin can end arguments; it settles disputes between powerful opponents." [NLT]

One of my classmates is known for flipping a coin to make decisions, so that verse reminded me of him. I was quite surprised to find it in the Bible! Now that I'm picking up his method of decision making, I'm glad to know that there's a Biblical backing behind it. Lastly, the verses that I originally thought of when making this reply are Job 6:6-7:
"Don’t people complain about unsalted food? Does anyone want the tasteless white of an egg? My appetite disappears when I look at it; I gag at the thought of eating it!" [NLT]

I think in other versions, it says "mallow plant" instead of "egg." Anyway, that was my list of unexpected (mainly humorous) verses in the Bible; I do have more but I decided to stop here for now :lol:
I love MSG. It reminds me of salt.
MSG is a poison.
She means the Message Version. It is shortened to MSG.
The Massage Version? Sounds relaxing.
Lol. Message
I don't like massages.
Why not lol
boring and a waste of my time.
Athletes have entered the chat
They've been here.
I don't like them because their painful :/
Wut
Athletes are painful. ez.
no pain, no gain
bruh. ok.
Pain is inevitable.
Not always. Ever heard of dying peacefully?


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Pain is inevitable.
Not always. Ever heard of dying peacefully?
Yes, but it isn't just death I'm talking about.
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@Khriz, Yep, they are indeed quite modern! Actually, I recently read through the Bible in 100 days with the NLT version; I like it for when I'm reading the Bible as a story. When I'm reading the Bible for in-depth studying, I like to use the NKJV. When I'm journalling, I use NLT, NIV, NKJV, and The Clear Word so I can see how different the verses are. I think that reading the Bible in different versions can help you discover new meanings that you haven't thought about before.
idk why, but u remind me of one of my friends who's a senior in high school
Yes. We have a friend. (She was just about 14 or 15 at the time I think. I was 6 or 7) But she is now about 17 and she types just the same way as Emmykitty. I am reminded of her every time I read how Emmykitty types. :cheer:
Did you guys realize that Pyrrhic's gone too? Hope school isn't too much for her.
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Great is the LORD and most worthy of praise; his greatness no one can fathom.
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Pain is inevitable.
Not always. Ever heard of dying peacefully?
Yes, but it isn't just death I'm talking about.
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emmykitty wrote:
@Khriz, Yep, they are indeed quite modern! Actually, I recently read through the Bible in 100 days with the NLT version; I like it for when I'm reading the Bible as a story. When I'm reading the Bible for in-depth studying, I like to use the NKJV. When I'm journalling, I use NLT, NIV, NKJV, and The Clear Word so I can see how different the verses are. I think that reading the Bible in different versions can help you discover new meanings that you haven't thought about before.
idk why, but u remind me of one of my friends who's a senior in high school
Yes. We have a friend. (She was just about 14 or 15 at the time I think. I was 6 or 7) But she is now about 17 and she types just the same way as Emmykitty. I am reminded of her every time I read how Emmykitty types. :cheer:
I know I'll most likely type like my friend and emmykitty when I'm their age. Only one thing I won't do similar to my friend - she types out her laughter like "Ha ha ha" instead of "hahaha."
"Only the gentle are ever really strong." - James Dean

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On the breezes of the sky,
And you ask “What if I fall?”
Oh but darling,
What if you fly?”
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sci_geeek wrote:
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sci_geeek wrote:
emmykitty wrote:
@Khriz, Yep, they are indeed quite modern! Actually, I recently read through the Bible in 100 days with the NLT version; I like it for when I'm reading the Bible as a story. When I'm reading the Bible for in-depth studying, I like to use the NKJV. When I'm journalling, I use NLT, NIV, NKJV, and The Clear Word so I can see how different the verses are. I think that reading the Bible in different versions can help you discover new meanings that you haven't thought about before.
idk why, but u remind me of one of my friends who's a senior in high school
Yes. We have a friend. (She was just about 14 or 15 at the time I think. I was 6 or 7) But she is now about 17 and she types just the same way as Emmykitty. I am reminded of her every time I read how Emmykitty types. :cheer:
I know I'll most likely type like my friend and emmykitty when I'm their age. Only one thing I won't do similar to my friend - she types out her laughter like "Ha ha ha" instead of "hahaha."
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